Technology Whiz Gifts

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

Computer Sales: Kid Wanted - To train adults in computers.

"Thanks for washing the duvet cover. Have you seen the cat?"

With the amount I'm paying for cable I should be provided with a real life DVR, allowing me to skip a day's worst moments and relive the best ones over and over.

Internet Possessed Mind

If you want to spend a quiet evening at home conversing, I'll get our texting phones.

"Thanks to all the passwords I've had to memorize, I've forgotten my name. Who am I?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Big Bang Theory.

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gracie's baby toys.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."