Software Whiz Gifts

'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't we be learning how to operate software that can solve that problem?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You have a lot of useless stuff on your computer that's slowing it down."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Big Bang Theory.

"Google car."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Nerd tryouts.

Gadget geek.

Gracie's baby toys.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"