Software Whiz T-Shirts

'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't we be learning how to operate software that can solve that problem?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You have a lot of useless stuff on your computer that's slowing it down."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Big Bang Theory.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gracie's baby toys.

Gadget geek.

Nerd tryouts.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"He's my school project for science class."

Technologies and distance classes