Tech Wiz Gifts

'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'

Information

'Well, Daddy, in exchange for more allowance I can offer computer tech support!'

Keeping the projector cool

"Alexa. Just talk to me!.."

"Our daughter is so smart that she has all her passwords memorized."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

Social Media

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Gadget geek.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer