Tech Wiz Pillows

'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'

Information

'Well, Daddy, in exchange for more allowance I can offer computer tech support!'

Keeping the projector cool

"Alexa. Just talk to me!.."

"Our daughter is so smart that she has all her passwords memorized."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Excuse me, do you have toe wifi password for this place please?"

Social Media

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Multi-tasking.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Gadget geek.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."