Technology Wizard Pillows

H-D TV, 3-D TV.

The Genie of the Smart Phone

'Thank goodness I saved that document on diskette.'

'I need a universal remote.'

Lady of the Remote

"Forty years in the desert was bad, but not as bad as catching up on forty years of emails."

"Proper I.Q. required"

Man on phone: 'Water!'

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

Man and mobile

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Social Networks

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'