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H-D TV, 3-D TV.

The Genie of the Smart Phone

'Thank goodness I saved that document on diskette.'

'I need a universal remote.'

Lady of the Remote

"Forty years in the desert was bad, but not as bad as catching up on forty years of emails."

"Proper I.Q. required"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

Man on phone: 'Water!'

Dr. Rashid Zeineh - Inventor of stealth technology.

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

'It does everything a smart phone does.'

Man and mobile

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Social Networks

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

If Disney was a software company

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?