Cyber Whiz Gifts

"No, they're not kids on a fields trip. They're from out IT department. They seem to be getting younger and younger these days."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I think we've been the victim of a cyber attack.'

"You're cute, but you don't look very strong."

"Google car."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Gadget geek.

Nerd tryouts.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

Technologies and distance classes

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."