Networking Whiz Gifts

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Networking

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my blog?'

"Staff support"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Google car."

Out and In.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.