Networking Wizard Gifts

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Can't you just take surreptitious looks over my shoulder...like a normal person?"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'He's often referred to as the Narvel McFinklestein of our time. Meet Narvel McFinklestein.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

WiFi Signals

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

The Card Flinger

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Tech support...can I help you!

Sports Radio in Crisis

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.