Networking Wizard Gifts

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"Can't you just take surreptitious looks over my shoulder...like a normal person?"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'He's often referred to as the Narvel McFinklestein of our time. Meet Narvel McFinklestein.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

WiFi Signals

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

The Card Flinger

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

Sports Radio in Crisis

Tech support...can I help you!

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'