Organizing Wizard Gifts

"I need another book on decluttering. Can't find the last two I borrowed."

'Well make up your mind, is it in or out?'

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Elevator Company: In, Out and Down/Up Desk Organizers.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Maybe clean out your wallet

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Ironing day.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."