Organizing Nerd Gifts

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Where your mind & battle are los

Let's get organized

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Can do...No can do

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Much ado list"

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

Catalogue of little books.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"