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"You are so organized!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"His executive functioning skills are low, but his middle-management functioning skills are quite promising."

"OK, so new decluttering strategy: we put all the tchotchkes in a box in the basement, then throw them away in 10-15 years when their emotional hold over us has sufficiently weakened."

"Oh closet was so full it exploded."

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'Organized religion is tax exempt, sir. In this case, I'll have to check.'

Neat freaks suck at job interviews.

It's easy to spend more time on 'list management' rather than actually doing things."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

the bureaucrat's desk

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Executive and file drawers.

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

To do list

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

I'm a "Gatherer-Hunter"

How you keep toolbox so organized?

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."