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"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

Whirlwind temp.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Eldrow

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Waiting for retirement.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Targets.

In - Out - Pending.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Stationery Shop

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"