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"There, are you happy now? A wicked witch stopped by the office and turned me into a senior partner!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Smoke and mirrors.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

In - Out - Pending.

Stationery Shop

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Inkwell Genie.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Man with post it note

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Tie Rolls

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Computer operator welding machine.