Organisational Whiz T-Shirts

"It was easy switching to a smaller purse. I bought John a jacket with larger pockets."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Staff support"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Out and In.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Stationery Shop

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Tie Rolls

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Man with post it note

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"