Future-proof Planner T-Shirts

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"One year closer to college!"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Saving for College.

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'