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I want to keep this short so get rid of the sleeping bag and the provisions.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

When Engineers Crack.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

Saving for College.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'