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'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'You got sticky notes.'

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'