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"If we find the dry ice machine and turn it up some more, we can probably lose him."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"We need a vacation..."

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Acme Crazy Straws

"It's still at the concept stage."

Homework eaten $2