Planner With A Twist Gifts

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Innovation & Calculation

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"