Planner With A Twist Mugs

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Bad Office Planning

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."