Thoughtful Planner Gifts

Observe, Prepare, Act

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

A wiser and a better man

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

Concern Chart

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

Old Mother Cupboard in Minnesota.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."

Homework eaten $2

"You're very punctual, but you may lack a little in ability to plan ahead."

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

'Hey, it's out of my hands. Besides, we're a team! And if in the interest of saving a few bucks we're asked to share hockey sticks, then so be it!'

I want to keep this short so get rid of the sleeping bag and the provisions.

"I'm not convinced you're getting this, Darren."