Meticulous Planner Gifts

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'You got sticky notes.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

School Trip To The Beach

'Wait a minute! Aren't you the chap who refused planning permission on the St., Mary's church extension?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."