Mystic Planner Gifts

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

God's Sticky Notes

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Heavenly meetings.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"First, I storyboarded it."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

Fly-drive

A trap for Santa

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'