Mystic Planner Gifts

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

God's Sticky Notes

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Heavenly meetings.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"First, I storyboarded it."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

A trap for Santa

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Fly-drive

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

'You and your shortcuts.'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

"So this is your plan B?!"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

It was a very, very interesting day.