Heavenly Planner Gifts

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"First, I storyboarded it."

Angel with money - "I didn't take it with me.. I had it sent on ahead."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Heavenly meetings.

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I can remember when you only had to worry about delivering good sermons.'

"Every day I'd sit at my desk and picture myself on a beach in Hawaii. So now that I'm here it just reminds me of the office."

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"The brochure said escape to Tahiti, so here I am."

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

Trump Canyon: Even Grander Than Before.

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

O Christmas Tree...

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'