Mystical Planner Gifts

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

God's Sticky Notes

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Heavenly meetings.

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

Fly-drive

A trap for Santa

"When I win the lottery, I'm gonna spend four months a year at my South Beach condo...five months a year at my Malibu pad...and six months a year at my Caribbean beach house."

'You and your shortcuts.'

"I'm firing a few arrows into the air. They'll fall to earth at the morning meeting after I've cleared my desk."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

"So this is your plan B?!"

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

Homework eaten $2

"Hello Mr Jenkins. Gentleman in reception to see you. Something about a plan he wants to copyright?"