Divine Planner Gifts

"Hello Mr Jenkins. Gentleman in reception to see you. Something about a plan he wants to copyright?"

The universe...And he says he wants it by Sunday.

Heavenly meetings.

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

God's Sticky Notes

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Jesus wept

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"And where do you see yourself an eternity from now?"

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

"First, I storyboarded it."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"I know, I know - don't go shopping when you're hungry."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

"Trump's election victory was intended by God!"

God's Appointment Calendar

"That's just so God."

It appears to be a "list of things to do today."

"How do you know how old God is?"