Divine Organizer Gifts

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'Check my calender for tomorrow, Ms. Thompson.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

God's Sticky Notes

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

The Ordered List

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Progress is coming right along!"

A catch-all is born.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Heavenly meetings.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"