Miracle Organizer Gifts

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I didn't spark joy."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

Categories are the key to organizing.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

A catch-all is born.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."