Memorial Organizer Gifts

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Forget what?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

A catch-all is born.

Too Many Genocides

The Complete Cycle.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

To do list

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

Desk boxes marked 'soup' and 'nuts'.

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."