Festive Organizer Gifts

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

"Any discount to the trade?"

Santa's in/out boxes read: Ho and Ho Ho respectively.

Recycling Christmas trees

Putting Christmas away...

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Santa Claus's Mail

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Christmas tree exchange

Pinata good bags.

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"