Festive Organizer Pillows

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

"Any discount to the trade?"

Santa's in/out boxes read: Ho and Ho Ho respectively.

Recycling Christmas trees

Putting Christmas away...

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Santa Claus's Mail

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"Home depot."

Happy Easter

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Christmas tree exchange

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Safe Christmas.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Trick or treat?"

Cat in a Christmas tree.