Festive Organizers Pillows

Do you think those relatives we haven't got presents for, have left yet?

Santa Claus's Mail

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Easter

Frosting the Snowman

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Yo ho ho!

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Pinata good bags.

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Maypole

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Elf of the Month

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows