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Do you think those relatives we haven't got presents for, have left yet?

Santa Claus's Mail

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Easter

Yo ho ho!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Elf of the Month

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'