Festive Planners Pillows

'Well, that's us FINALLY paid off all the bills from Christmas last year.'

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

"Oh my, I've really fallen behind on the paperwork."

'Merry Christmas' Fairy climbing her way up a Christmas tree

Gift Distribution Centres

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Margarita

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"