Festivity Planner Pillows

2010 Calendar.

"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."

The Passover Police

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Santa Claus's Mail

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

A day at the races

Networking

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Canape?

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night