Celebration Organizer Gifts

"Bigger cake."

Beer Cannon

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we're celebrating our culture in a special way."

Face painting.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Margarita

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Not guilty?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Men can show their emotions!

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Extra Long-jump

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Here comes our order.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."