Event Organizer Gifts

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

'First webinar?'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'Welcome. We will start shortly. Please be patient. Our guest speaker has accidentally locked himself in the men's room.'

'When Ridgeway tells a speaker '3 minutes,' he means 3 minutes!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

National Cloggers Convention/American Plumbers Association

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

"Fritz, you dropped the ball again, this year! You realize what this means...."

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Building Community Seminar.

Coronavirus and the Olympics

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Name Badges.

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Tightly run track meets.

Gay pride parade, St. Patricks Day float that 'Started it All - Irish Village People'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

'Are there any further nominations?'

Extra Long-jump

Need ticket.

'And last and least...'

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

Psychic Fair. You know when and where, just CONCENTRATE.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

Sick of being pushed around? Tired of rude strangers? Fed up with crowds? Call Rent-a-Sumo - and leave the shoving to us!

(Visual gag) Wet T-shirt Competition A group of guys yelling out excitedly to a rack of wet T-shirts

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'