Event Organizer Pillows

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

'First webinar?'

'The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.'

'Welcome. We will start shortly. Please be patient. Our guest speaker has accidentally locked himself in the men's room.'

'When Ridgeway tells a speaker '3 minutes,' he means 3 minutes!'

"I couldn't find the giant scissors."

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

National Cloggers Convention/American Plumbers Association

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

Coronavirus and the Olympics

'That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of t*****s.'

'Are there any further nominations?'

"As a way of expressing our thanks, we offer this modest honorarium."

Extra Long-jump

'And last and least...'

Name Badges.

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Fascinating talk on communication. Too bad this is the wrong date, time and room.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Tightly run track meets.

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

(Visual gag) Wet T-shirt Competition A group of guys yelling out excitedly to a rack of wet T-shirts

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Sick of being pushed around? Tired of rude strangers? Fed up with crowds? Call Rent-a-Sumo - and leave the shoving to us!

'My wife misread the invite and packed the wrong suit.'

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an urgent announcement to make. Unfortunately, I've lost my notes in these microphones.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

Psychic Fair. You know when and where, just CONCENTRATE.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

"That should be you up there no one's listening to."

Beijing 2022