Event Planners Pillows

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

"How many in your party?" Man with reservation book to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves at restaurant.

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

Transylvanian Embassy - Black Tie Reception

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Face painting.

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"