Events Planning Pillows

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'It's the same thing every year - they never let any of them in!' (Double Glazing Sales Team Annual Dinner).

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Florist.

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"If you don't decide soon about the fate of my convention I'm going to take my ball and go home."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

A man washing a mascot costume

The devil you know and his plus one

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Pearly King and Queen