Event Planner Pillows

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'We had to hire a bigger venue to accommodate the elephant in the room.'

Buddy believed that successful presentations began with the entrance.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

'Well I'll be darned, I guess he is allowed.'

Time Run

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

The wolves' annual convention had barely started when Betty began to heckle the speaker.

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Rent an auditorium and charge $39.95 a seat. Thank you for coming.'

"You do realize this is a business conference."

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

Ninja convention

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."

"But I've already paid for four weddings and a funeral"

'I thought I heard the champagne cork over there...'

'I have been chosen but I don't know what for!'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

To Hell with Protocol, Walk In

A day at the races

'Well somebody should have checked!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"First of all, I'd like to thank all of the little pumpkins who made this night possible."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'I hate networking.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Create some buzz!

The season of goodwill - Xmas Party - "I believe after last year this one's being videod."