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"You two want to order something from the bored adolescents' menu?"

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Create some buzz!

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

We'll have Manhattans...

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

A day at the races