Family Event Enthusiast Pillows

"You need to get a move on vicar, you're doing the Christening in half an hour."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Lamb Noise.

Polygamists' Picnic

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Graph Your Relatives!

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Paul goes home for the holidays

Mother's Love

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'They're a very successful family.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Stockwell's day

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'