Family Events Pillows

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

The Last Perm.

"Do that again, but cuter."

Boys watching a christening

Warning... This ballgame contains scenes and language of an explicit nature. Viewer discretion is advised.

My brother in law, he gave us the shirt off his back, unfortunately he was still in it.

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

"D'you have sparkling?"

"You need to get a move on vicar, you're doing the Christening in half an hour."

Strange Easter bunny

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

"Natasha had selected number six on the list to auction off her dear old Uncle Gary. She felt a momentary twinge as he was packed up and sent off to a small island in the Hebrides..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family