Family Festivities Pillows

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hi-yah!"

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Elfie Stick

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Labor Day Flowers