Family Parties Pillows

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Ahhh...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Bacchus.

Champagne

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Christmas Tree

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hi-yah!"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I was almost that last year."

Bubbly

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"