Children's Party Pillows

'Duck...duck...goose...goose...duck...' 'It's like I'm invisible.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Um ..... I guess I'll take truth.' (Kids playing 'Truth or Dare').

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Balloons $2.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

Animal Modelling Balloons

'According to the note the duck left, he's liberating your balloon and is hijacking it to Cuba.'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Planet Childhood: Food that kids really want I'll have the snot.

Face painting by numbers.

Clown cleaning up balloon dog mess.

'Mum, I don't want to go to Jimmy's birthday party: One of the games is called "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"...'

"When did you get a pet?"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

A girl with a dog and balloons

"OK, let's play, but after what happened last time, Billy, I remind you: no headers!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Balloon porcupine

"The party's byob, but I'm sure there's an extra Barbie here somewhere."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Children's Party

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'It was a great party. They took Mrs Huntz to the hospital.'