Children's Birthday Parties Pillows

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Face painting by numbers.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

Green Balloon

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Children's Party

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Bee costume

Children playing games

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mouse with a cat cake.